Panama - A Great Place To Retire
Panama won third place in the 2008 ranking of the "World's Best Places To Retire", published by the magazine International Living. Panama was ranked #1 for six consecutive years (2001-2006), slipping to second in 2007 behind Ecuador. In 2008, Ecuador and Mexico slipped in ahead of Panama.
Panama is still ranked #1 in the world in the categories of both Safety/Security and Political Stability. A rising cost of living attributed to Panama's slipping ratings in 2007-2008.
Free At Last, Free At Last. Thank God Almighty .......
The past week the European Union (EU) rescinded the 20-year old ban on the sale of 26 different fruits and vegetables that are mis-shaped or have 'odd curves'. The ban applied to everything from apricots to hazelnuts (in shell only) to chicory. Over the years, the ban on 'ugly' had triggered considerable ridicule, critics citing the ban as proof positive that the EU, and the member governments, desired to 'regulate every nook and cranny of Europeans' lives."
However, that was not the reason the ban was lifted. According to the EU Agricultural Minister, the ban was outdated, and enforcement and reporting had become "a red-tape nightmare." But, be not dismayed, the "pretty food standards" still applies to 10 types of fruits and vegetables, including apples, strawberries and tomatoes. However, the EU left it to the member governments who may allow the "uglier" versions to be sold if they wish. Phew!
Lifting of the ban was resisted by Italy, Spain, France and Hungary. Those government felt that lifting the ban "might scare customers away." So at least in those four countries, citizens can go to sleep at night without the danger of having nightmares about ugly ribbed celery. Maybe if the U.S. government had regulated banks, investment house, Fannie Mae, etc. the way the EU oversees the appearance of eggplants and Brussels sprouts .... Oh well, never mind.
Just When You Think You've Heard It All??
- An Afghan appeals court overturned a death sentence for a journalism student, sentencing him to 20 years in prison instead. Parwez Kambakhsh, aged 24, was convicted of blasphemy for asking questions in a university class about women's rights under Islam. Just so you don't have to go look it up, yes, Afghaniistan is one of our allies.
- The government of Panama has undertaken a major program to replace all the light bulbs in the country with energy-saving fluorescent bulbs. Phase One of Operation Bombillo (Operation Light bulb) will replace 3 million bulbs at a cost of $6.4 million dollars. The cost of the total program, to be accomplished over five years in three phases, is budgeted at $14 million. One 'clever devil pundit' suggested that the same goals could be achieved in approximately the same amount of time by restricting the sale of replacement bulbs to the fluorescent bulbs only. A government spokesman responded that "an attrition approach would be too expensive." Huh?
- Cuba's foreign minister announced at a business forum in Mexico City that Cuba was undertaking a salary reform in an effort to resolve the contradiction resulting in bellboys in hotels, and waiters in restaurants earning more than the country's top surgeons. However, he cautioned that the measures would have to be handled carefully, and probably be implemented in phases. He explained, "There will be inflation and damage to our currency if we just start throwing money around." Reportedly his comments were made straight-faced.
- Speaking of Cuba, Panama contracted-out the Operation Bombillo program, mentioned above, to three Cuban companies who will provide the bulbs, manage logistic, and insure proper bulb installation. Critics of the program insist that the government's statement that "none of the Cuban workers will receive compensation for their participation" is untrue. The Panamanian government clarified that the workers will "only receive airfare, accommodations, local transportation, cellular phones, Internet access and a daily expense allowance of $25." Oh, I see. The workers, coming from Cuba where a surgeon doesn't make $25 a week, will just have to get by on that? Thank goodness Cuba has a bunch of technical experts who can install a light bulb. Where do I sign up for training?
Oh Boy, Is This One A Doozy!
At the urging of the Panamanian version of the American Medical Association, along with several other health-related organizations, there is a bill presently under consideration in the Nacional Aseamble establishing guidelines for "sexual and reproductive health education in the schools." Do you suppose there is some controversy surrounding this legislation? Rather than give you the blow-by-blow, this little blurb about a recent Aseamble committee hearing summarizes it well:
"Amid shouts, booing, insults and some serious complaints, the Health Committee of the Nacional Aseamble launched the consultation period of the draft law on sexual and reproductive health. Emotions were heated from the start, but exacerbated when evangelical deputy, Vladimir Herrera said that those who support the measure 'are a group of homosexuals'. Health Minister Rosario Turner countered that it was obvious from the criticism that opponents had not even read the bill. She suggested that people should read before critiquing. She went on to add 'for most of you, you should be able to find someone to read it to you.'"
Ouch. Well. That's all I have. Questions?
Great T-Shirts Seen In Town
I see some great T-shirts in this town, although sometimes I am not sure whether the wearer understands English all that well. Other times I am not sure whether a subtle Americano humor fully translates. To wit:
- This rather large women was coming my way, and I could see from a distance the first line in big print of her shirt said, "Once is Enough." As she got closer the 2nd line became readable, "Don't Press Your Luck." The last line, in small print, cautioned, "An Encore Could Kill You!"
- A young teen-aged girl's T-shirt said in flowery script, "OK, I'm Here." And on the next line, "What's Your Other Two Wishes?"
- But, my all time favorite, which I'll bet anything the wearer didn't really understand, "OK, You Are Not Happy", and the line below asked, "So, Which One Are You?"
Want To Do Business in Panama? Know The System!
As I have mentioned before, the crime rate in Panama is very low, particularly by U.S. standards. And, what little crime there is, is concentrated in Panama City and the port city of Colon. I have also noted in previous posting on this blog that here is a big presence of police and security personnel here in David. Not only are there police seemingly everywhere, almost all businesses, including the pharmacies and grocery stores, employed armed security guards. In high-value establishments like pawn shops, jewelry shops and stereo gear stores, the security people actually buzz you in and scan your body with a wand. And, even open-air shoe stores have security cameras. No store owner takes his receipts to the bank, even the stores located next door to the bank. Brink trucks make the rounds all day and most of the night. This security presence is not oppressive, and gives considerable credence to the theory that a police presence is a deterrent to crime.
Last week, in Panama City, an armed robbery was stopped by the chance passing of a motorcycle policeman. An armed teenager had taken about $12,000 cash at gunpoint from a Kentucky Fried Chicken moments before it was due to open. He was apprehended, after some shots were exchanged, by the officer in the parking lot.
The police investigators later revealed that KFC stores in Panama City had been robbed nine times this year, and more than $40,000 has been stolen. This is the third time this particular store has been robbed. The police investigator speculated that KFCs have been targeted because they do not have security cameras. Duh! And, he added, "The security guards are not schedlued to start work until just before dark." Hello, KFC. ¡Dé la bienvenida a Panamá! Double Duh!
You Think 'No Child Left Behind' Has Problems?
The Council for Education in Latin America just released the results of a study they conducted throughout the region, evaluating the existing education systems. This survey was the first step in a 4-year initiative by the multi-national organization aimed at improving education systems in Latin America.
In Panama 30,00 students were evaluated all over the country. The results in Panama were summarized by this observation, "High school students are graduating with the equivalent of a seventh grade education." Wow! And, the survey showed there was no statistically significant differences between the progress of students attending private versus public schools.
The study also emphasized that an immediate focus needed to be placed on math and Spanish for students in the first three grades of grade school. The National Minster of Education noted that, "Students do not have the ability to interpret a text they have just read." The director of curriculum for the Universidad de Panama added that the majority of students who passed the entrance exams and were admitted to the university, "face a process of strengthening basic skills before they can enter into the core courses of their chosen career cirriculum."
Adding to this gloomy picture, the Comptroller's Office latest census report reveals that 142,085 people, mainly in the indigenous Indian regions are illiterate, can neither read or write. This figure is particularly disappointing in that a major program to eliminate illiteracy launched in 2000, after the problem was highlighted by a similar census report, has resulted in reducing the illiterate population by less than 3,000 people.
So, identifying and quantifying the problems is the first step in forming solutions. These are problems that can be fixed, particularly if an informed population applies some pressure on the politicians. Right? Whoops, not so fast. A study by the Inter-American Development Bank shows that, in spite of all the studies and reports to the contrary, 73% of Panamanians say they are happy with the public educations system. What? Even worse, the IAB says that the responses in Panama where consistent with responses throughout Latin America. "The majority of Latin Americans are satisfied with the state of the educations systems despite the fact that students are being left behind their peers in developed nations." Their report went on to say, "..half the 15-19 year-aged group in Latin America lacks the education required to obtain a well-paying job." The bank's report concluded that the impetus to improve educational systems would have to come from governments. Oh, right. Good luck!
Is Obama The Modern Version Of Jackson?
Andrew Jackson became the nation's seventh president after a long and hard campaign. (It is speculated that the rigors of the campaign were the stimulus of his wife's fatal heart attack shortly
after his inauguration.) Jackson replaced an unpopular president who was the son of a former president. He came to the office promising "an agenda of change, a new America."
Jackson was convinced that the power of the presidency was not sourced from political parties, interest groups or power bases. Rather, Jackson insisted that the real power of the office was the intellect of the president himself. He also surrounded himself with some of the best minds available from a wide variety of disciplines within the society, several of whom where of significantly different political persuasions than he.
So, yes, there are some rather striking similarities between Obama and Jackson, at least at this juncture. Let's hope that Obama also adopts another of Jackson's basic tenets of the presidency. Jackson is said to have on many occasion reminded advisors that, "The president's number one responsibility is to look out for 'the little guy'. That large group of people whose voices are not heard." Hmm?
Till Next Time. Pura Vida!
The only remaining golden altar in Panama. All the others were plundered by the infamous Captain Morgan
A ´little place´at the lake near Los Santos. No, it is not a hotel.
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